February 2012
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twelvefortyfive:
twitter and i have come to an important consensus on who should play mrs hudson though
i hate when i wake up and there’s a severed head in the fridge like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this severed head
OKAY KANYE WEST AS THE LANDLORD IS SOMETHING I AM A-OKAY WITH
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cosmicastrogazer replied to your post: Oh my god really CBS?
Wait, WHAT?! They did WHAT?!
They cast Lucy Liu as Joan Watson, a surgeon who lost her license after a patient died who is recovering-addict!Sherlock’s “sober companion” and roommate.
and sherlock blogs are reblogging that wait hold the fuck up post and commenting with ALL sorts of wrong things
I’m not pissed at lady!watson
I’m pissed at fallenlady!watson
annie-banks:
scaly-panties:
can we start a prayer circle for gay Joan Watson plz
#i just like #not only would it feel like a copout from a gay pairing by actually going there with a het pairing #but it would be like OH OF COURSE a WOMAN in watson’s position couldn’t help but fall in love with a man like sherlock holmes!!!!! #and ugh like #watson/holmes is already a sort of emotions vs. logic...
yeah there for about ten seconds I was :| because sherlock holmes is pretty queer (asexual is also queer don’t give me your bullshit on this because I have FEELINGS ABOUT ASEXUALITY INCLUSION)and casting fem!watson means that there will be a definite romantic bent to this story because it’s CBS
but now I’m pretty >:( because they’ve made her a woman who can’t be...
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Oh my god really CBS?
What they’ve done that’s good:
cast a female person of color as a lead in a tv show based off a wildly popular classic piece of literature
What they’ve done that is bad:
Taken away queer subtext that has been there for AGES (Fun fact! Sherlock Holmes fandom (not just bbc!sherlock fandom) is considered one of the earliest slash fandoms, predating Star Trek!)
Made a character...
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hummytheson replied to your post: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
Can we start a change.org petition about this?
YES. PLEASE. DO IT.
They can make Watson a girl and de-queerify it if they want. But the implication that goes with making Watson NOT AN ARMY DOCTOR because Watson is a GIRL is fucking awful.
Elementary fandom: making hell for the writers before the pilot even airs.
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
snowdarkred:
starkwords:
THEY TOOK AWAY THE ARMY! PART OF ARMY!DOCTOR!WATSON?
SHE’S A FIRED DOCTOR WHO FALLS IN WITH SHERLOCK?
FUCK YOU, CBS. FUCK YOU.
WAIT, WHAT?
YEAH.
The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Sherlock Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction problems led him to a rehab center...
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
THEY TOOK AWAY THE ARMY! PART OF ARMY!DOCTOR!WATSON?
SHE’S A FIRED DOCTOR WHO FALLS IN WITH SHERLOCK?
FUCK YOU, CBS. FUCK YOU.
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darren-naya replied to your post: darren-naya replied to your post: Lucy Liu is…
lol well I can dream, right? XD Let’s be real, though, the primary plot of the show will probably be a Sherlock-Watson-Moriarty love triangle.
And it will go like this:
(We’ll just call her Joan even though they’ll probably go with Jane because stupid reasons.)
Joan has feelings for Sherlock
Who...
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hummytheson:
This just in: Elementary fandom dies before the show even begins. Tumblr has deemed it Not Gay Enough.
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hummytheson replied to your post: darren-naya replied to your post: Lucy Liu is…
It’s CBS. It’s definitely going to be “straight for Sherlock.”
maybe if we expect the worst
it will pleasantly surprise us.
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Anonymous asked: What if they make Irene "Ian" and he plays the love interest for female!Sherlock
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Lucy Liu is playing Watson in "Elementary."
hummytheson:
starkwords:
This is cool becaaaaause:
fem!watson
poc!watson
fpoc!watson!!!
fpocVETERAN!Watson
This is less cool becaaaause:
They’re probably making Watson a girl so that it’s okay to GO THERE with a Watson/Sherlock relationship.
Sauce
I JUST.
I
FUCK.
I SHOULD HATE THIS BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD REFUSES TO GO THE GAY ROUTE.
BUT ALSO A FEMALE POC LEAD IN THE RETELLING OF A...
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darren-naya replied to your post: Lucy Liu is playing Watson in “Elementary.”
If they manage to do this without making her into The Love Interest, I will love it so much more.
It’s American TV. It’s CBS. She’s going to be The Love Interest.
Unless they go HELLA far with it and make her queer so she’s still “Three Continents” Watson… in which...
But, seriously? What about the gay?
aeraspais:
Why couldn’t we have gotten a woman Sherlock, too?
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Lucy Liu is playing Watson in "Elementary."
This is cool becaaaaause:
fem!watson
poc!watson
fpoc!watson!!!
fpocVETERAN!Watson
This is less cool becaaaause:
They’re probably making Watson a girl so that it’s okay to GO THERE with a Watson/Sherlock relationship.
Sauce
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africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
#and all of my followers are girls until i find out they’re boys #hey followers if any of you are menfolk let me know #not that i care just that i’m curious
I know I have male followers and that I follow some males, but Tumblr...
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yay blaintina yay
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by the way, did I miss something?
because Superman just knocked Inception out of its spot (fifth under “Movies”) on the AO3 “fandoms” page.
Is there a new Superman film coming out?
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oh shit I’m crying into my tea while listening to Bright Eyes again
why do I do this to myself?
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Sherlock: Tick the pairings you ship [✔] let's see...
sherlockian-humour:
[✔] Sherlock/John
[] Sherlock/Moriarty
[] Sherlock/Mycroft
[] Sherlock/Lestrade
[✔] Sherlock/Molly
[✔] Sherlock/Irene
[✔] Sherlock/Scarf
[✔] Sherlock/Riding Crop
[] John/Moriarty
[] John/Mycroft
[] John/Lestrade
[] John/Irene
[✔] John/Sarah
[✔] John/Jumpers
[✔] John/Jam
[✔] John/Abduction
[✔] Mycroft/Lestrade
[✔] Mycroft/Cake
[✔] Mycroft/Magic Umbrella
[✔]...
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On the elusive "nice guy"
ijustreallyfuckinglovecats:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
take note please
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chordgate continues
RIB: We're not picking you up as a regular, Chord.
Chord: Well then I'm out, deuces.
Fandom: BUT SAM WAS GAY RIGHT
RIB+: We're bringing you back as a guest star, Chord.
Chord: Oh, cool. See you on set!
Fandom: SAM IS GAY I TOLD YOU
RIB+: SAMCEDES
Chord: SAMCEDES
Fandom: BUT SAM IS GAY
RIB+: And Sam will be graduating this year also.
Chord:
Fandom: ADS;LFAKSDJFASDLKFJAD THIS IS A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS
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HEY LOOK TUMBLR IT'S A POLL →
A white male actor (who isn’t on any of your favorite TV shows) did something really stupid and offensive and racist. There is a poll in which you can vote to show your disapproval.
Why aren’t you all over this yet?
licoriceplease:
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allyintraining:
OK, I just found out from my dashboard about the whole Billy Crystal black face debacle. I don’t have cable, so there ya go. WTF, Billy Crystal?! Anywho, I found this article about it, and there’s a poll that asks, “What did you think of the blackface moment?” The results are not encouraging:
So could we get some more...
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aelora:
sunandrainfic:
Wait, I get it. Wait. Guys: Blaine actually sends a really bad message to gay people. No, wait—just listen, okay, I totally get it now.
So, Blaine is a boy who was gay-bashed at his old school, right? But he’s like a horrible role model. He reaches out to another boy who is dealing with bullying and gives him advice he wishes he had heard when he was going through...
mrskarp:
my friends think that i think glee is the best show on tv
my friends have heard about how much I HATE GLEE several dozens of times.
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a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
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I'm going to go check on my roommate's rat.
He’s been terribly sick for two or three days.
Like, probably-not-going-to-make-it sick.
English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mère est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
Porn Master Class: How to Write Smut Without...
pinkhairisnotpunk:
Class One: Say It With Me…Penis, Pussy, Cock: Getting Comfortable Writing Sex
Class Two: Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me: The Case for Foreplay
Class Three: Dick, Pussy, Cock & Love Box: Appropriate and Inappropriate Names for Our Favorite Organs
Class Four: Heaving Bosoms & Quivering Members: Cliches to Avoid
Class Five: No Glove, No Love: Crafting Sexually...
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IANTO IS ON THIS LIST OMG
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY
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I just can't believe Blaine AND Kurt beat BRIAN...
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I'm doing that thing where I think Breanna is me
but we don’t even have the same icons anymore.
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ofabeautifulnight:
since this apparently isn’t clear, if I follow you and you follow me we’re automatically friends and please realize that I will talk to you as if I’ve known you my whole life
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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that awesome moment when you realize that in...
much love to the GCP for having the skills to make this.
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ficlet: i love you this much
icedwhitemocha:
“Blaine. Give it up.”
“No! One more try.”
“You’re not going to get it in,” Kurt says as he steps closer, leaning over Blaine’s shoulder from behind so he can kiss his cheek. Blaine leans into him for a moment before he’s digging in his pocket again, pulling out another dollar.
“Last time, this time. For real,” Blaine promises, waving the attendant over and handing him the...
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reidanheadquarters asked: :|
WELL THEN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE GOKEY WAS THE BEST EVER (idk idk)
Oh god, they won't even drop it. I don't know how they found it in the first place, but they just
won't
stop
I'm not even reading their reblogs anymore because, wow. Calm down.
WELL THEN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE GOKEY WAS THE BEST EVER (idk idk)
Oh god, they won't even drop it. I don't know how they found it in the first place, but they just
won't
stop
I'm not even reading their reblogs anymore because, wow. Calm down.
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aelora:
npharris:
chriskurisu:
No, but I’m like, pissing myself with laughter.
The poll is voted by readers of AE, and their main viewership as we all know, are gay males.
They were the ones who voted.
Not us. The fandom did not even have a hand in this. We didn’t even know about the poll until it’s over jfc.
And the butthurt and resentment is HILARIOUS. This is like the best thing that...
I hate the phrase "I don't believe in"
Mostly because of the reaction to “I don’t believe in” statements.
Example 1 Atheist: I don’t believe in God. Christian: That’s too bad, because He’s real and you need to be saved blah blah blah ad nauseum. Government: Separation of Church and State. Christian: Oh. :| Atheist: Cool beans. Example 2 Anti-gay Christian: I don’t believe in gay marriage LGBT...
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some-atoms:
What if tumblr doesn’t exist. It’s just something you’ve invented to justify your fandom obsessions, and right now you’re actually just staring at a blank screen and laughing occasionally.